Plagerisnem thread.....post something good and pretend its yours...

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  1. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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    Don't let the metaphorical jet fuel of hate melt the steel beams of your heart.

    ........pretty good, eh?.........100% origininiamal.......pragerisnem

    .....dont try. And top me, or I'll call in the artillerary....
     
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  2. Berto

    Berto woo woo

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  3. clancy

    clancy Oh, for a muse of fire

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    I got drunk the other night and just wrote this. I know it's not very good, but I only spent a couple minutes on it.

    O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend
    The brightest heaven of invention,
    A kingdom for a stage, princes to act
    And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!
    Then should the warlike Harry, like himself,
    Assume the port of Mars; and at his heels,
    Leash'd in like hounds, should famine, sword and fire
    Crouch for employment. But pardon, and gentles all,
    The flat unraised spirits that have dared
    On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth
    So great an object: can this cockpit hold
    The vasty fields of France? or may we cram
    Within this wooden O the very casques
    That did affright the air at Agincourt?
    O, pardon! since a crooked figure may
    Attest in little place a million;
    And let us, ciphers to this great accompt,
    On your imaginary forces work.
    Suppose within the girdle of these walls
    Are now confined two mighty monarchies,
    Whose high upreared and abutting fronts
    The perilous narrow ocean parts asunder:
    Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts;
    Into a thousand parts divide on man,
    And make imaginary puissance;
    Think when we talk of horses, that you see them
    Printing their proud hoofs i' the receiving earth;
    For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings,
    Carry them here and there; jumping o'er times,
    Turning the accomplishment of many years
    Into an hour-glass: for the which supply,
    Admit me Chorus to this history;
    Who prologue-like your humble patience pray,
    Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.
     
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  4. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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    I'm not much for pottery.....
    .but that was eutifle

    .....I been eatin lotta Truscuits and Cabot block cheese.........solved one problem, I'll tell ya that much
     
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  5. Bullwinkle J Moose

    Bullwinkle J Moose Quick! Duck!

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    Up to 7/8ths of all I post is written by anther person, if you take into consideration my 8 personalities and depending upon which one is at the helm at post time.
     
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  6. clancy

    clancy Oh, for a muse of fire

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    Thanks, here is another I just knocked off.

    There's a race of men that don't fit in,
    A race that can't stay still;
    So they break the hearts of kith and kin,
    And they roam the world at will.
    They range the field and they rove the flood,
    And they climb the mountain's crest;
    Theirs is the curse of the gypsy blood,
    And they don't know how to rest.

    If they just went straight they might go far;
    They are strong and brave and true;
    But they're always tired of the things that are,
    And they want the strange and new.
    They say: "Could I find my proper groove,
    What a deep mark I would make!"
    So they chop and change, and each fresh move
    Is only a fresh mistake.

    And each forgets, as he strips and runs
    With a brilliant, fitful pace,
    It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones
    Who win in the lifelong race.
    And each forgets that his youth has fled,
    Forgets that his prime is past,
    Till he stands one day, with a hope that's dead,
    In the glare of the truth at last.

    He has failed, he has failed; he has missed his chance;
    He has just done things by half.
    Life's been a jolly good joke on him,
    And now is the time to laugh.
    Ha, ha! He is one of the Legion Lost;
    He was never meant to win;
    He's a rolling stone, and it's bred in the bone;
    He's a man who won't fit in.
     
  7. zonian

    zonian

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    Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
     
  8. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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    ...we stand on the shoulders of giants..........
     
  9. Bullwinkle J Moose

    Bullwinkle J Moose Quick! Duck!

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    ...until their spines collapse.
     
  10. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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    Tvov

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    I think this is suitable for this thread:

    "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore..."
     
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  12. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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    That's pretty good...I wrote a scene about it....


    View: https://youtu.be/okoOe5ho3VM
     
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    “Those who beat their rifles into plowshares will plow for those who do not.”

    Z71bill
     
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    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    I invented the Internet and wrote the song Baby Got Back
     
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  15. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
     
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  16. Von Hayes

    Von Hayes

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    I bet your math and verbal SAT's were within 60 points of each other........dont mind me.....I'm an analyst......and a grambler.....


    View: https://youtu.be/v9cAs68l208

    I wrote this scretch......
     
  17. Intolerant

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    Born with no money, die with no money (sorry, but this ones mine)
    Nobody gets out alive (dont know who wrote that one, but its true)

    JOB = Just Over Broke
     
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  18. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    I really don't mind if you sit this one out
    My word's but a whisper, your deafness a shout.
     
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  20. Von Hayes

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    .....Hey you guys.....know what I just thought of..... ...*looks around...*

    ......you think....?