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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. okie

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    FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San
    Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
    After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens
    of agents had worked up quite an appetite.

    The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza
    parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his
    colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place and
    was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all
    conversations at the hospital.

    Agent: Hello. I'd like to order 19 large pizzas and 3 cases of
    soda.

    Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

    Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

    Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

    Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

    Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

    Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

    Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

    Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the
    front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the
    back service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

    Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents there?

    Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

    Pizza Man: Everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

    Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

    Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

    Agent: We've collected a pool of cash.

    Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

    Agent: Yes.

    Pizza Man: With guns?

    Agent: That's right. Now, can you remember to bring the pizzas
    and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front
    doors locked.

    Pizza Man: No freakin' way.

    *Click*