Pgh Steeler QUIZ Q. What's the difference between the Pgh Steelers and the Taliban? A. The Taliban has a running game. Q. How do you keep a Pgh Steeler player out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts. Q. Where do you go in Pgh in case of a tornado? A. Heinz Field - they never get a touchdown there. Q. Why doesn't Johnstown have a professional football team? A.Because then Pgh would want one. Q. Why was Bill Cowher upset when the Steeler playbook was stolen? A.Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q. What's the difference between the Pgh Steelers and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Pgh Steelers. Q. What do the Pgh Steelers and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q. How can you tell when the Pgh Steelers are going to run the football? A. Kordell leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.