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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 4, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Pirate Pete walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey Pete, I haven't seen you
    in a while. What happened? You look terrible.²
    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I am fine now."

    "Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
    "We were in another battle when I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
    hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I am fine, really."
    "So, what about that eye patch?"
    "Oh, one day, we were at sea and a flock of seagulls flew over, I looked up, and
    one of the bastards **** in my eye."
    "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye from some bird ****."

    "Well it was my first day with this damn hook."