close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Pinoy Talaga

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by isuzu, Jul 12, 2010.

  1. isuzu

    isuzu

    Messages:
    4,072
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2005
    Location:
    North America
    Pinoy Haircut

    There was this good old barber in a city in the United States . One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber but the barber replied, "I don't accept money from you. I'm doing community service." The florist was happy and left the barbershop.

    The next morning when the barber opened his shop, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

    The following day, a policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied, "I don't accept money from you. I'm doing community service." The cop was happy and left the barbershop.

    The next morning when the barber opened his shop, there is a "thank you" card and a dozen freshly baked donuts waiting at his door.

    On the third day, a Filipino software engineer went for a haircut. He also wanted to pay the barber. But the barber also replied," I'm sorry. I don't accept money from you. I'm doing community service." The Filipino software engineer was happy and left.

    The following morning when the barber opened his shop, he had a big surprise! Guess what he found!




    * * * * Can you guess?....




    * * * * Do you know the answer yet?....




    * * * * Come on, think like a Filipino....




    * * * * O, sirit ka na ba?






    There were a dozen FILIPINOS waiting for free haircuts ! ! ! ! ! !
     
  2. bikethief

    bikethief itchy trigger

    Messages:
    1,126
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2005
    Location:
    Southside, Metro Manila
    Hahaha! Same phenomenon at Krispy Kreme.
     

  3. MERCMADE

    MERCMADE BULLET PROOF

    Messages:
    358
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2006
    Location:
    10cm below d peritoneal reflection
    .....'expected nothing less.
     
  4. Toby1006Glock

    Toby1006Glock

    Messages:
    92
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2005
    Location:
    Subic Bay
    Hey, are we Pinoys that bad? While we Pinoys have the ability to laugh at our miseries and dire situation - like a coping mechanism. It makes me wonder if this "ability" is the same folly why we lack nationalism and ambivalent pride for one's own race....Please tell stories that we should be proud Pinoys. Wag naman yung "Pinoy urban legends" that a certain Agapito Flores invented the fluorescent lamp, that an Eduardo San Juan invented NASA's Lunar Roving Vehicle (LRV) or "Moon Buggy". God bless
     
  5. toxic

    toxic

    Messages:
    1,491
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2005
    Location:
    doin' time
    wala bang stories tungkol sa canadian.
     
  6. PMMA97

    PMMA97 TagaBundok

    Messages:
    1,744
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2003
    Maglaba Canadian!

    Magsaing Canadian!

    Pag di ka umayos, tatamaan Canadian!
     
  7. PMMA97

    PMMA97 TagaBundok

    Messages:
    1,744
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2003
    Going back to the topic, Im sure Sir Isuzu did not mean any harm in his post.

    I for one DO NOT come back in a business where I get "total free" service.

    Para bang iniisip ko na ayaw na nya ako pabalikin kaya libre.

    Parang kapag may nagpautang sa iyo at ayaw magpabayad ay siguradong huling hirit mo na yun sa kanya.
     
  8. Allegra

    Allegra

    Messages:
    6,359
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2003
    Location:
    Philippines
    a pinoy didnt design the moon buggy?!
    haha kaya pala ayaw na magtanong sakin ng anak ko pag assignment
     
  9. Allegra

    Allegra

    Messages:
    6,359
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2003
    Location:
    Philippines
    relax lang mga fafa
    I first saw this very old joke, hindi pinoy ang orig na bida
    It was another nationality and then I saw other versions w/ other nationalities and religion
    Of course, ginaya ng mga pinoy....gaya gaya mga yan e
     
  10. Allegra

    Allegra

    Messages:
    6,359
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2003
    Location:
    Philippines
    Here's a darn good one :) -

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Filipino

    Note - guys it's a satire, natawa kasi ako sa anak ko , galit na galit

    satire ( ) n. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
     
  11. Chie

    Chie

    Messages:
    586
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2005
    I like this one! :rofl:
     
  12. can2boy

    can2boy

    Messages:
    51
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2010
    Location:
    Grand Prairie, Texas
    "chemist" meron...AKO! 3 months na akong "chemist"......
    "chemis..is umaasa...
     
  13. isuzu

    isuzu

    Messages:
    4,072
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2005
    Location:
    North America

    :rofl:
     
  14. Toby1006Glock

    Toby1006Glock

    Messages:
    92
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2005
    Location:
    Subic Bay
    Namputsa, sige na nga tirahin ko na rin yung mga Korean at Canadian sa gobyerno!

    Kapag ang kausap mo ay gusto ng deal, lagay o SOP, ang tawag sa kanya Korean - kasi ang tanong niya "Magkano Korean? - magkano ako riyan?"

    Tapos yung Canadian naman - "Kana dito, kana diyan"
     
  15. atmarcella

    atmarcella

    Messages:
    3,770
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2004
    Location:
    overwatch....
    hehehehe... i like bat f_uck insane hehehehe