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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. okie

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    As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Silverman became increasingly
    furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a
    gorgeous young blonde woman.
    As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly
    whirled, slapped Mr. Silverman, and said, 'That will teach you to
    pinch!'
    Bewildered, Mr. Silverman was halfway to the parking lot with his
    wife when he choked, 'I . . . I didn't pinch that girl.'
    'Of course you didn't,' replied his wife, consolingly. 'I did.'