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Pilots, Tough And Mean

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 3, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Three military pilots were sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

    The Navy CDR says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest pilot there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.."

    The Marine Major couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit it's head off, sucked the poison down in one gulp and I'm still here today."

    The Air Force LT remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his pecker.
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Thats one tough homber;P