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Pilot's Dilemma

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies and enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.

    It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder.

    On the way back to your plane you discover that the only bit of shade within 10 miles has become very popular...

    You start calculating the distance to the plane door...

    and wonder...

    "Do I feel lucky today?"
     
  2. MtnManNH

    MtnManNH A Simple Man

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  3. plastic

    plastic

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    You walk out there like a man and kick the biggest one in the ***.

    That way the pain before death does not last long.:supergrin:
     
  4. G-niner

    G-niner

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    Nice Kitty, nice Kitty.
     
  5. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    ummmmm........."TAXI!!!"...........
     
  6. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Send in a distraction!!! :bunny:

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