"Pillsbury Doughboy"

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  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Pillsbury Doughboy

    Please join us in remembering another great icon of the entertainment community.
    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
    from repeated pokes in the belly.

    He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
    The gravesite was piled high with flours.
    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
    He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
    Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
    He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    :supergrin:
     
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    KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

    One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

    She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm not certain that's irrelevant.

    Maybe a Spoon was poked in his side to reincarnate him, see above article...
     
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    What about their dog FI DOUGH?
    :dog: :rofl:
     
  5. Glockdude1

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    FI Dough is doing very well making/selling dog BISCUITS!!!

    :laughabove: