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Pig joke II

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by southernshooter, Sep 6, 2003.

  1. southernshooter

    southernshooter

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    Salesman is traveling cross country when he notices a pig in the field that only has 3 legs. He sees the farmer and stops by to inquire how a pig could only have 3 legs.
    "Well" says the farmer. "That is one smart pig, one time my son fell into the pond and that pig jumped right in and pulled him to shore"
    "Then, one time that pig was rooting around and found oil on our land, made me and ma rich"
    The salesman said "Wow, that is very interesting, but I was just courious about how a pig could only have 3 legs"
    The farmer said "A pig that valuable you don't want to eat all at once"
     
  2. okie

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    ROTFLMAO^5 ^5 ~2
     

  3. Thermal

    Thermal Got Beer?

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    Heh...That's a good one.
     
  4. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    SS, that was good. Thanks;f
     
  5. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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