Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 20, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to
    change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all
    showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband
    says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

    The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is
    astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are
    so beautiful, let me take your picture."

    Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"

    He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to
    my heart forever".

    She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into
    the bathroom to shower.

    He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do
    you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens
    his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a

    He beams and asks, "why?"

    She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!