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Pickup lines that fail

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Apr 29, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

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    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."


    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


    Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a
    rock?"


    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."
    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do not Enter."


    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized!"


    Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the
    same reason"
    Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"


    Man: "I know how to please a woman."
    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


    Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


    Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
    Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
    laughing."


    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


    Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?