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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 13, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Whilst enjoying a drink with a friend one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he would like to come back to her place.

    The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her place they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it.

    Finally, the guy rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter.

    Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.

    "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.

    Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.

    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend then?"

    "No, don't worry," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered bloke.

    Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That would be me before the operation.
     
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  3. glockfan911

    glockfan911 Goooo Dawgs!!!!

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    Now he knows all there is to know about the crying game.


    It also brings to mind a great bit from the Tom Hanks movie, Bachelor party.
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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