Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 2, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the

    Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the pharmacist and
    demanded an apology.

    Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him,
    "Now, just a minute. Listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
    failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast
    and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house
    with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my

    Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three
    blocks from the store I had a flat tire.

    When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for
    me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make
    change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels-the phone is still ringing. When I came up, I
    cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it and half of them hit the floor and broke.

    The phone is still ringing with no let up and I finally got back to answer
    it. It was your wife -- she wanted to know how to use a rectal

    And Mister, I TOLD HER!"