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Petroleum jelly

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockG23, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. glockG23

    glockG23

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    One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.

    “Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?”

    “Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers.

    The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?”

    “Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    bwahahahah ;f