The Top Pet Peeves of Pets ~Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl. ~Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!. ~Goldfish: The wimp-*** knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. I am lord. So I must continue patrolling! ~Parrot: Tease, tease, tease -- but do those greedy bastards ever really give me a cracker? HELL, no!! ~Dog: Human legs that just tease. ~Cat: Why are these people in my house? ~Dog: What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?! ~Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! *There's* a new one!". ~Guppy: Every time that hot Angelfish looks this way, I've got one of those stringy turds hanging.