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Pet Peeves of Pets

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The Top Pet Peeves of Pets

    ~Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.

    ~Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!.

    ~Goldfish: The wimp-*** knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. I am lord. So I must continue patrolling!

    ~Parrot: Tease, tease, tease -- but do those greedy bastards ever really give me a cracker? HELL, no!!

    ~Dog: Human legs that just tease.

    ~Cat: Why are these people in my house?

    ~Dog: What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?!

    ~Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! *There's* a new one!".

    ~Guppy: Every time that hot Angelfish looks this way, I've got one of those stringy turds hanging.