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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The following ad in "The Atlanta Journal" is reported to have received
    numerous calls: a must read!

    "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm
    a young, very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I also love long walks in
    the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
    cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
    eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be
    at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave
    me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about
    an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever named Daisy. Men are so easy.
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Your hot today okie!