Perfect life

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 9, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Michael had been the best person on Earth, he knew
    how to be. He never drank, never smoked and certainly he
    was faithful to his wife throughout his 52 years of
    marriage. When he met Saint Peter at the gate,St. Peter
    applauded his extemplary life and issued him his wings, a
    cloud and a harp. Michael enjoyed floating through
    heaven meeting others whenever their clouds passed by.
    after a year Michael happened to pass by a cloud with
    a man on it that also had his wings, his harp but he
    also had a beautiful woman on his arm and a can of beer
    in his hand.
    Michael was outraged! He immediatly set course for
    Saint Peter's gate where he filed a angry objection. "
    I could not believe my eyes!" fumed Michael. "I saw the
    town's disgrace today. On Earth he smoked and drank and
    slept around something terrible! And today I see him on
    a cloud and he had a beautiful woman on his cloud and he
    also had beer! Where is the fairness in that? Where is
    my woman and my beer?"
    Saint Peter calmly smiled at Michael's outrage and
    replied," Things are not always what they seem.
    The beer has got a hole in it's bottom and the woman doesn't"
     
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  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Ohhhhh! ;f ;a