Michael had been the best person on Earth, he knew how to be. He never drank, never smoked and certainly he was faithful to his wife throughout his 52 years of marriage. When he met Saint Peter at the gate,St. Peter applauded his extemplary life and issued him his wings, a cloud and a harp. Michael enjoyed floating through heaven meeting others whenever their clouds passed by. after a year Michael happened to pass by a cloud with a man on it that also had his wings, his harp but he also had a beautiful woman on his arm and a can of beer in his hand. Michael was outraged! He immediatly set course for Saint Peter's gate where he filed a angry objection. " I could not believe my eyes!" fumed Michael. "I saw the town's disgrace today. On Earth he smoked and drank and slept around something terrible! And today I see him on a cloud and he had a beautiful woman on his cloud and he also had beer! Where is the fairness in that? Where is my woman and my beer?" Saint Peter calmly smiled at Michael's outrage and replied," Things are not always what they seem. The beer has got a hole in it's bottom and the woman doesn't"