Sorry, due to severe gingivitis , I am medically exempt.
Love to walk close to another customers at a supermarket, slowly side step until they are close........watch them quickly move away........side step faster to them, as they quickly move down the aisle,.....then move on to another patron,.........I’ve had a good chuckle at asking them a question about food, or asking the employees where the saffron is, touching their shoulder or arm and saying “thank you”
One would think I had the bubonic plague on my hand.
even better when you can sneak up to someone’s side or behind them, get within a 10”-12”, and ask them for the time, or simply say excuse me, while leaning in to grab an item off the shelf. It’s fun, try it.
A little over the top,....yes, maybe....but.....so totally worth it.
if we have offended you, ..........we don’t care.