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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 10, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
    Defendant: No, I did not.
    Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
    Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than
    the penalty for murder!