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Pelosi is a saint...

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  1. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

    Jan 15, 2004
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    <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"> On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.

    He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
    The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over many of Pelosi's views."

    Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."

    The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

    As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle.

    And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.

    Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Many of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief."

    The Cardinal continued, "Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. And, she simply is not to be trusted."

    The Cardinal then closed his comments, "But, when compared to Senators Chuck Schumer, Roland Burris, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."


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    Jul 18, 2002
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    Long Island
    Remember that ALL of the saints are no longer alive!