PEEPING TOM "My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her," said George. "He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" replied his friend. "No, that's not what made her the maddest," the husband chuckled. "It's not?" asked the friend. "No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the curtains!"