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  1. okie

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    "POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS"

    Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.

    Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.

    Serial Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.

    Lazy: Motivationally deficient.

    Fat: Horizontally challenged.

    Fail: Achieve a deficiency.

    Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.

    Bald: Follicularly challenged.

    Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.

    Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.

    Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.

    Worst: Least best.

    Wrong: Differently logical.

    Ugly: Cosmetically different.

    Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.

    Short: Vertically challenged.

    Dead: Living impaired.

    Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.

    Spendthrift: Negative saver.

    Drunk: Chemically inconvenienced.

    Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed.

    Ignorant: Knowledge-based non-possessor.