Paying For It

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband.

    "Don't you love him anymore?" asked the lawyer.

    "Oh, I still love him," the chick replied. "But all he ever wants is sex, I can't take it."

    "Instead of divorcing him why don't you try charging him every time he wants to make love?" the lawyer suggested.

    The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put the hard word on her.

    "Not so fast," she replied. "From now on it'll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom."

    "Well, then," he said. "Here's $50."

    The wife began walking to the bedroom.

    "Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand. "That'll be five times in the kitchen!"
     
  2. pupcuss27

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    EXCELLENT JOKE :thumbsup: