Pay up

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man comes home at the evening after the work. His wife meets him, kisses
    him. The man is surprised with a such sudden change. He sits at a table in
    kitchen, but the wife informs him:
    "Honey, our ratio’s transfer to the market ratios. Supper costs $5."
    The husband has estimated and decided it isn't too expensive. He has agreed.
    The wife lays the table. The husband pays off. After the supper he gives a shirt
    to her and says:
    "Wash it, please."
    "It costs $3" the wife answers.
    The husband pays $3 to her. The wife washes. The time for going to bed. The
    man touches his wife, but she says:
    "It costs $10."
    "But I have only $7 left" the husband responds, turns back and asleep.
    The man wakes up at the night because of the noise. He sees a light in all
    rooms. His wife looking for something in a handbag. He asks her:
    "What are you looking for?"
    "I am looking for $3 to lend you."