Pay Back

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockchick35, Jul 25, 2003.

  1. glockchick35


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    Oct 7, 2002
    An overweight man was waiting in line at a bank. There were two teenage boys in line behind me.

    They were giggling and making fun of how fat the man was. After five minutes of this the man turned to the boys and asked them politely to stop, as he couldn't help his weight problem.

    With this the boys asked: "Oh, and why are you so fat Mister?"

    The Man turned around and replied: "Well, every time I screwed your mother, "she gave me a cookie."
  2. Dogbite


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    May 20, 2000
    ouch!!hehehe How about--your mother is so ugly,they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies!!!

  3. vertigo7


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    Feb 11, 2002
    After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger

    The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to
    remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out
    and then he would buy her another place.

    The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on her
    own there, to pack up her things.

    While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal
    belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
    candlelit Dining table, soft music playing in the background, and
    feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.

    When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few
    of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain
    rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for
    the first few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless,
    the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad.

    They tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired the place out.
    Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned,
    Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought
    in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went.

    Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The
    Moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job,
    taking everything to their new home...

    ...including the curtain rods.