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Paternity Trial

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 16, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Paternity Trial...

    At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night

    of July 16 last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale

    known generally as 'Lover's Lane,' did the defendant have

    sexual relations with you?"

    "Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed.

    "And did the defendant on that occasion, to the best of your

    knowledge, have a climax?" the lawyer continued.

    "Oh no," she replied, "I'm pretty sure he had one of them real

    fancy Jaguars."