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  1. fcamd

    fcamd UofM82/UERM87

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    Kung mayaman Kung mahirap



    Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy"

    Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis" o "bakokang"



    Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension and stress" Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo"



    Kung mayaman ka, "pneumonia" daw ang sakit mo

    Kung mahirap, "TB" yon



    Sa mayaman, "hyperacidity"

    Kapag mahirap, "ulcer" dahil walang laman ang tiyan



    Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay", ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac"

    Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay "magnanakaw" o "kawatan"



    Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric"

    Kung mahirap ka, "may toyo ka sa ulo" o "may topak" o "may sayad"



    Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine" Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay "nalipasan ng gutom"



    Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic" Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba"



    Kung ang se?orita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay "morena" o "sun tanned" Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o "baluga"



    Kung nasa high society ka at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay "petite" Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot"



    Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay "pleasingly plump"

    Kapag mahirap ka, ika'y "tabatsoy" o "lumba-lumba"...pagminamalas ka, "baboy"



    Kapag mayaman, "fasting" ang hindi kumain

    Kung mahirap, "nagtitiis"



    Kung well-off ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay "socialite" Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "pakawala" o "pok-pok"



    Kung mayamang alembong ka, ang tawag sa iyo ay "liberated"

    Pero kung isa kang dukha, ang tawag sa iyo "malandi"



    Kapag mayaman, "misguided" o "spoiled" ka

    Kung mahirap ka, "addict" o "durugista"



    Kung may pera ka, ang tawag sa iyo "single parent"

    Pero kung wala kang trabaho, ang tawag sa iyo "disgrasyada"



    Kapag mayaman at sexy, "fashionable" daw

    Kung mahirap, sigurado "GRO" o "japayuki" ka



    Ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain, "vegetarian" Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na " kumakain ng damo."



    Sa exclusive school, "assertive" ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga guro Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang tawag sa kanila ay "bastos!"



    Ang mayamang tumatanda, "are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood" Ang mga mahihirap ay "gumugurang"



    Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner"

    Ang anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" o "gung-gong"



    Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who says, "masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking" Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your host will say to himself na ikaw ay "patay-gutom"



    Kung graduate ka ng exclusive school at sa ibang bansa ka nagtatrabaho, ang tawag sa iyo "expat" Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "contract worker"



    Kung boss ka at binabasa mo ito sa office mo, "okay lang"

    Pero kung ikaw ay hamak na empleyado lamang, ikaw ay" nagbubulakbol"... kaya forward mo na agad ito dahil nasa likod mo ang boss mo!
     
  2. charlie-xray

    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

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    Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may
    kumbento? may asawa ka?
    Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay! Tumatanggap
    akong labada!
    ____
    GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!
    BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala naman tayong ginagawang masama ah!
    GF: Kaya nga! kung may plano ka, DALIAN MO NA!!
    _____
    Nun: I was raped... what shall i do?
    Mother Superior: Here, take this calamansi.
    Nun: will this ease the pain?
    Mother Superior: sipsipin mo! ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo , Bwiset!!!

    _____

    Nay? bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni ate?
    Kasi anak dun namin siya ginawa ng itay mo...
    Eh bakit si kuya, ANITO?
    Ay, tumigil ka na nga Luneta at baka mapalo kita! tawagin mo na si kuya FX
    mo!
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    HONEYMOON:
    Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I'm still a virgin
    Husband: You mean ako ang una?
    Wife: Yes, do it na
    Husband: I did it na, kanina pa!!
    Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala
    _____
    Ama: Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!
    BF: May asawa na po ako!
    Ama: Pano 'to?
    BF: Areglo na lang po... 2 M pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl
    Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?
    _____
    Maid: Sir sinong mas yummy? si mam ba o ako?
    Sir: Syempre naman ikaw day! bakit?
    Maid: Naguguluhan lang po kasi ako eh... sabi kasi ng driver, eh mas yummy
    daw talaga si mam!
    _____
    Wife: Dear, ano reglamo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?
    Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa...
    Wife: Wow! How sweet naman... eh! sa 50th Anniversary natin?
    Husband: Susunduin na kita!
    _____
    BUS HINOLDAP!
    Holdaper: re-reypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
    Prosti: ako na lang po, maawa kayo sa iba..
    Lola: Sinabi na ngang LAHAT eh! sasagot pa! gagang 'to!
    _____
    Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa elevator
    Gorio: magkano ibabayad natin?
    Andoy: tanga! inosente! bugok! stupid! bat ka magbabayad eh wala pa tayong
    tiket!

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    Pedro bumps a foreigner
    Pedro: ay sori
    Foreigner: sorry too
    Pedro: sori 3
    Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
    Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
    Foreigner: i think you are sick!
    Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven sunod!
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    Pedro: Pare bakit malungkot ka?
    Juan: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver, Gwapo, Bata, Macho!
    Pedro: Nagseselos ka?
    Juan: Nagtataka lang ako kasi wala kaming sasakyan!
    _____
    Anak: Itay, bibili ako ng b o nd paper
    Itay: Anak, wag kang bobo ha? hindi "b o nd paper" ang tawag dun!
    Anak: Ano po ba?
    Itay: "Kokongban"
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    Women are physically stronger than men...
    Why?
    Because women can carry two mountains at a time!
    while men can carry only two eggs...
    Take Note! with the help of a bird pa!
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    Madre: Father, tell your seminarian not to urinate along the fence...
    Father: Sister naman, maliit na bagay lang papansinin mo pa...
    Madre: No Malalaki, Father.. Malalaki! Shocked
    ____

    Alam mo ba kung bakit may sabaw ang balot?
    Kung Ikaw kaya ang ikulong sa shell... saan ka ji-jingle?
    Aber? Saan??
    Sumagot kaaaa!!!
    SaaaAANNNNNNN ?!?!?! Angry
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    Farmer: lalaki na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na, "ano ang plano
    mong itanim sa sakahan mo anak?"
    Anak: flowers papa! lots of Bongacious Flowers!!Big Smile
    ____
    Ama: Hoy! Huwag kang babakla bakla ha?
    Anak: Hindi po Itay, pupunta nga ako ng basketbolan eh!
    Ama: Yan! Astig!
    Anak: Inay? nakita mo yung POMPOMS ko?
    Ina: Alin? yung pink? Wink
    _____
    Misis: " Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala Niya ang
    limang anak namin."
    Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
    Misis: " Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa Iyo diyan!"
    _____

    Juan: San ka galing?
    Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
    Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
    Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!
    _____
    Two nurses on duty...
    Nurse 1: Hoy! Gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo!
    Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen
    ko!!Shocked
    ____
    Hari: Ano gusto mong parusa? ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet?
    Pedro: Mas gugustuhin ko pong pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet.
    Hari: Mga kawal! ilabas si Jolibee!
     

  3. magsasaka

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: , more please....
    thanks and regards
     
  4. charlie-xray

    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

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    WARNING! THIS IS ADDICTIVE!!

    Lets see how good your parking skills are. Use the arrows on your keyboard to direct the car...

    You have 1 minute to park the car.

    http://go-red.co.uk/game/cargame_v8_red.swf


    P.S don’t blame me if you get addicted and loose your job.
     
  5. charlie-xray

    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

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    There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

    Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for
    survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:


    *I*

    * The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.* If you find
    yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
    emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to
    establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112
    can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

    *II*

    * Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote
    keys?*

    This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:

    If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call
    someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

    Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person
    at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on
    their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your
    keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,
    and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you
    can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

    Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car
    over a cell phone!"*

    *III*

    Subject: Hidden Battery power

    Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important
    call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve
    battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with
    this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This
    reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

    AND

    *IV*

    How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone? To check your Mobile phone's serial
    number, key in the following digits on your phone:

    * # 0 6 #

    A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your
    handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get
    stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They
    will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the
    SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

    You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever
    stole it can't use/sell it either.

    If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile
    phones.
     
  6. charlie-xray

    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

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    CHINESE PROVERBS - Velly good !
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    Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who run in front of car get tyred.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who scratch arse should not bite fingernails.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Woman who fly upside down in plane, bound to have crack up.
     
  7. batangueno

    batangueno Shock Resist

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    :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
     
  8. mikol

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    ayan mas mabuti pang-magpatawa ka nalang lagi.:supergrin:
    buti pa nga mag-ipon ka nalang ng mga ganitong joke para maging busy ka palagi.
    baka kasi pag di ka busy papasok na naman si jollibee dyaan sa kukuti mo at ano-ano pa maiisip mo e. :thumbsup: ;) ;)
     
  9. Kaiser Soze

    Kaiser Soze Notorious

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    Some Pinoy misquips:

    "Guys, let's call it tonight!"
    "All of a suddenly..."
    "C'mon! Let's get it on with it!"
    "When it rains, it's four."
    "Thanks God!"
    "The nerves!" or "The nerd!" (I actually use this.)
    "The idea crossed at the back of my mind."
    "(name of person), eat your hat out!"
    "This is our rooster of clients..."
    "The more the manyer."
    "It's a no-win-win situation."
    "Burn the bridge when you get there." (So they can't
    follow you.)
    "Anulled and void."
    "Mute and academic."
    "C'mon let's join us!"
    "If worse comes to shove."
    "Are you joking my leg?"
    "It's not my problem anymore, it's your problem
    anymore."
    "What are friends are for?"
    "You can never can tell."
    "Well well well. Look do we have here!"
    "Let's give them a big hand of applause."
    "Been there, been that."
    "Forget it about it."
    "Give him the benefit of the daw."
    "It's a blessing in the sky."
    "Right there and right then."
    "Where'd you came from?"
    "Take things first at a time."
    "You're barking at the wrong dog."
    "You want to have your cake and bake it too."
    "First and for all"
    "Now and there."
    "I'm only human nature."
    "The sky's the langit."
    "That's what I'm talking about it."
    "One of these days is not like the other."
    "So far, so good, so far."
    "Time is of the elements."
    "In the wink of an eye."
    "The feeling is actual."
    "For all intense and purposes."
    "I ran into some errands."
    "Hi. I'm (state your name), what's yours?"
    "What is the world is coming to?"
    "What is the next that is?"
    "Get the most of both worlds."
    "Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila."
    "Whatever you say so."
    "Base-to-base casis."
    "My answers have been prayered."
    "Please me alone!"
    "It's as brand as new."
    "So... what's a beautiful girl like you?...."
    "I can't take it anymore of this!"
    "Are you sure ka na ba?"
    "Can't you just cut me some slacks?"
    "I couldn't care a damn!"
    "what's your next class before this?"
    "nothing in this world is perfect except the word
    change."
    "Can you repeat that for the second time around once
    more from the top?"
    "my dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!"
    "standard & chartered bank"
    "I'm very iterated!"
    "I'm sorry, my boss just passed away." (translation:
    kakadaan lang ng boss nya.)
    "Hello, my boss is out of town, would you like to
    wait?" (Sure, why not.)
    "What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?"
    (It...exploded?)
    "Don't touch me not!"
    "Hello... for a while, please hang yourself..."
    "It's spilled milk under the bridge."
    "Don't change anything! keep it at ease."
    "Hello Mcdo, mag-iinquire lang ako kung magkano ang
    kidney meal?"
    "Out of fit ako these days e..."
    "Bring down the house down!"
     
  10. charlie-xray

    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

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    HAHAHAHAHA oo nga eh, na-distract tuloy ako sa aking mga palusot na gagamitin para bumili ng HK P2000SK this year, medyo aminado akong naglalaway ako na maka-partner niya yung Glock23 ko mukhang compatible sila doon sa gunsafe ko hehehehe :thumbsup: :thumbsup: .


     
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    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

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    Things you can do with absolutely nothing...

    Push your eyes for interesting light show:
    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things - is your subconscious trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV? Or for that matter, watch TV with your eyes shut doing this?

    See how long you can hold your breath:
    (Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes) Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyperventilate before hand, and stay as still as possible.

    Try to not think about polar bears:
    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway.

    Scratch yourself:
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

    Hurt yourself:
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

    Try to swallow your tongue:
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) There's not much to say about this one. It is possible.

    Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image:
    (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

    Get yourself as nauseated as possible:
    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").


    Editor remark: try these at your own risk, I would personally not recommend them all:wavey: :wavey:
     
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    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

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    During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.

    The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the states for burial is very, very expensive.
    It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here.
    This would only cost $150.00.

    George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do." The Consul, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."

    "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from
    the dead ! I just can't take that chance."
    :tongueout:
     
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    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

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    Mrs. Jones, Do You Know Me? (Best Ever)

    A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

    She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."

    At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"
     
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    mikol

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    nyahahahah...!!! :laughabove: :animlol: :rofl:
    mas masahol pa siguro si judge(not jojo ha)kaysa sa mga atty's.:supergrin:
     
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    charlie-xray post ka pa mga joke :)
    ... miss ko na mga pinoy joke

    oki na oki.

    :thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :tongueout: :tongueout: , more please... regards
     
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    vega

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    I have an Aunt who used to say,
    "No kidding aside."
    And she's dead serious everytime she says that.
     
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    pogi Nuon

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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
    Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.
    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
    The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
    The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
    "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."
    Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back.
    "Your brother won't let me in without a tie. "
     
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    pagtiyagaan nyo na mga bro kung korni ha :)

    Pagkatapos ng misa, nakita ni father ang kanyang sakristiyan sa isang sulok na palihim na tinotoma ang alak ng pari. Tinagwag nya ito at inutusan na pumunta sa kumpisalan.

    FATHER : Pedro, nakita ko na iniinom.
    PEDRO : ano po father? di ko po marinig eh.
    FATHER : sabi ko, nakita ko na iniinom mo yung alak ng pari!!
    PEDRO : pasensya na po father, di ko po marinig. maganda po siguro palit tayo ng pwesto baka marinig ko kapag andyan ako sa pwestyo nyo.

    (Nagpalit ng pwesto ang dalawa)..

    PEDRO : father, kagabi po nakita ko kayo sa loob ng kwarto ni Sister Estela.
    FATHER : Pedro, ano kamo? pakilakas mo at di ko marinig.
    PEDRO : sabi ko po.. nakita ko kayo kagabi na inaararo nyo si Sister Estela!!
    FATHER : tama ka nga Pedro, di nga marinig dito sa pwestong ito
     
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    “To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success.”