Pastor visits eighty year old organist

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    lethal tupperwa

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    Aug 20, 2002
    Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
    been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to
    all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the
    spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to
    have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump
    organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on
    top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a
    condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely
    Miss Bea had flipped or something...!

    When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The
    pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
    its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could
    resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would
    tell me about this?" (pointing to the bowl).

    "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking
    downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The
    directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it
    would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a cold all