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passing along the 38 revolver

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. barstoolguru

    barstoolguru texas proud

    Jan 10, 2011
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    dallas, tx
    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. "

    "You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino."

    "Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. What do you do than? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?"

  2. Lt Scott 14

    Lt Scott 14

    Mar 14, 2006
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    N.W. Indiana
    My in lnlaws are Italian. They have told me that there are two kinds. Workers and crooks. They are the working class, and didn't retire until well in their 70s. They do have a sense of humor. When they found out their daughter(my wife) was dating a policeman they always treated me better than own sons. Great family, and you should taste their home made potato salad. Its not all pasta.