Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 14, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    There was a party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a downpour of
    thunder and rain. These two young guys ran for about ten minutes in the
    pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up They jumped
    in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course,
    still drinking one beer after another.

    All of a sudden a old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped
    lightly on the window!

    The passenger screamed out, "Eeeeeekkkkkkk!! Look at my window!!!!! There's
    an old guy's face out there!" (Was this a ghost!?!?!?!?)

    This old man kept knocking so the driver said, "Well, open the window a
    little and ask him what he wants!"

    The passenger rolled his window part way down and said, scared out of his
    wits, "What do you want???"

    The old man softly replied, "You have any tobacco?"

    The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco."

    "Well, offer him a cigarette. HURRY!!!!" the driver replies.

    So he fumbles around with a pack and hands the old man a cigarette and
    yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window in terror.

    Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing
    again and the passenger says, "What do you think of that?'

    The driver says, "I don't know. How could that be? I am going pretty fast."
    Then, all of a sudden, AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the
    same old man again.

    "Aaaaaaaa, there he is again," the passenger yells.

    "Well, see what he wants now," yells back the driver. He rolls down the
    window a little ways and shakily says, "Yes?"

    "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks. The passenger throws a
    lighter out the window at him and rolls up the window and yells, "STEP ON

    They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying
    to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there is
    MORE knocking!

    "Oh my Gosh! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT THE

    The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"