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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 17, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted
    a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
    that said $50.00. "Why so little,"
    she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
    tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
    prostitution, and sometimes it
    says some pretty vulgar stuff."

    The woman thought about this, but decided she had
    to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the
    bird's cage up in her living room
    and waited for it to say something.

    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
    said, "New house, new madam."
    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but
    then thought "that's not so bad."

    When her two teenage daughters returned from school
    the bird saw them and said,
    "New house, new madam, new girls."

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
    then began to laugh about the situation.
    Moments later, the woman's husband,
    Keith, came home from work.
    The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
     
  2. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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  3. potshot

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    Betcha he's having parrot stew.;f
     
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    igrp ut supra

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