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Parolee Vs. PD boxing match?

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by ugly8604, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. ugly8604

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    For charity?

    I think it sounds like a great idea.
     
  2. S.O.Interceptor

    S.O.Interceptor Khem-Adam

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    It depends on the parolee.

    I know several parolees who were and are generally good people who screwed up,example: got drunk, and killed/injured someone in a wreck. They were respectful and remorseful during arrest, while in jail, during trial, and during their sentence. I will talk to every time I see them out and about. I see one particular former inmate of our facility about every other day without issue. He and his family our about as respectful and pleasant as can be. I wouldn't hesitate to box him as I know he would follow the rules to the T.

    However, 95%+ of our parolees I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. And I sure wouldn't get into a boxing ring to get kneed in the balls and have my ear bitten off.

    I don't think letting just any parolee join up would be a great idea. But the idea in general will probably draw a good crowd and raise some money. People will show up hoping to see some major grudge match *** kicking.
     

  3. ugly8604

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    I want the worst of the worst showing up.
     
  4. Sam Spade

    Sam Spade Staff Member Lifetime Member

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    I can see absolutely no upside to this.
     
  5. volsbear

    volsbear IWannaBeSedated Lifetime Member

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    It will create an atmosphere where it becomes acceptable to cause harm to cops and that will translate into the community.
     
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    As if that didn't already exist.

    I can't believe you guys wouldn't jump at the chance to whoop a parolee's *** without having to write a report.
     
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    This.
     
  9. Narc1911

    Narc1911 Anchora Salutis

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    I see nothing good or positive about this idea at all.
     
  10. THELimey

    THELimey Ancient Member

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    Nope..................
     
  11. ugly8604

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    We just added a new rule - tag teams, multiple people allowed in the ring at one time.
     
  12. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    I would go for it on one condition and I would only box sex predators and wife beaters... parolee is cuffed behind his back and I get to have my PR-24X. Sounds fair, no?
     
  13. ugly8604

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    Agreed. Let me scribble it in here.
     
  14. AngryBassets

    AngryBassets Jagenden Übel

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    Addendum: Handcuffing optional (where's your sense of sport??), and lose that useless PR24 for an SL-20x.
     
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    April fools joke? :dunno:
     
  16. Hack

    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    I think they need one hand tied behind their back, be the more serious sex offenders, and baby diddlers, and me have a billy club along with some pepper spray and a TASER.

    Otherwise, fugeddabowdit.
     
  17. Kadetklapp

    Kadetklapp Methberry PD

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    No no no, use a "Sap" and a spiked club on the sex offenders.
     
  18. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    I am usually a sporting kind of chap but for sex offenders, child molesters, and wife beaters, I will make an exception and forgo the sporting nature of boxing.

    I'll give them as much of a chance as they gave their victims.

    Crime is a disease and I am the cure.
     
  19. jpa

    jpa CLM

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    Don't forget to cut their achilles tendon too.
     
  20. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    Nah, cutting their achilles tendon makes them flop to the ground, I want them to be standing so I don't have to get all tired bending over to hit them.