Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VonFatman, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. VonFatman


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    Jul 31, 2000
    Kansas City
    I went to the store in town the other day.
    I was only in there for about 5 minutes and
    when I came out there was a cop writing a
    parking ticket. So I went up to him and
    said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
    guy a break?'

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
    So I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared
    at me and started writing another ticket for
    having bald tires!! So I called him a worthless
    piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket
    and put it on the car with the first. Then he
    started writing a third ticket!!

    This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I
    abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
    care at all....didn't bother me!
    My own car was parked around the corner in a public lot.

    ;f ;f