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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 12, 2002.

  1. okie

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    A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light on. As he got closer to the car, he saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.

    Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and knocked on the window.

    The young man lowered his window..."Yes, officer?"

    "What are you doing?"

    "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."

    Pointing toward the young woman, the cop asked, "And what is she doing?"

    The young man shrugged. "I believe she's knitting a pullover."

    The cop was totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night...and nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age,young man?"

    "I'm 22, sir."

    "And her, what's her age?"

    The young man looks at his watch and said,
    "She'll be 18 in... hmmmm.....20 more minutes!!"