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Parking Ticket

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 24, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

    Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
     
  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    But would your care if'n he beat the mullet off'n your head and cuffed you and threw your *** to the pavement?:shocked::rofl:
     

  3. okie

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    I reckon I prolly would:rofl::rofl: