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Pardon

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.

    She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said,"Pardon me."

    Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic.

    The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts.

    She was in seventh heaven!

    She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."

    The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"
     
  2. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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