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Pancakes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 26, 2004.

  1. okie

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    The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S
    "What's that?", the patient asks.
    "It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis."
    The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,
    "We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing but
    pancackes."
    "Why only pancackes?", asks the patient.
    The Doctor answers, "They're the only thing that will fit under the door."