Painful Comparison

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  1. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    From the great Richard C. Davis, Central Lake, MI, inventor of soft body armor:

    A women taunted her husband thusly:

    "You men don't know anything about pain until you've had the labor pains of childbirth"

    Confronted with such a noble statement, her husband responded:

    "Yeah, but you women don't know the pain of getting your **** caught in your zipper!"