Packin On A Nudity Beach

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  1. redskyzatknight

    redskyzatknight Glock S&W Kahr

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    I COULD KEEP IT IN MY BACKPACK (PURSE) BUT IT just doesnt feel right. maybe being naked in front of a bunch of pervs is not my cup of tea, but the girl i'm going with is, well insane. i must go. ideas?
     
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    Ronny Good Guy

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    You could pack a NAA mini revolver up the bum. I read about a guy going in to prison caught with a loaded one up the bum. If you need to use it jut poop in your hand. ;6
     

  3. redskyzatknight

    redskyzatknight Glock S&W Kahr

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    WOW! i know this is the lighter side, but i'll stick with a backpack. thanks for the response. if i saw some punk in prison and knew he had a gun in his ***, i'd beat him down and take it.
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    Sounds to me like a backpack or a fanny pack(no pun intended)
    would be the way to go:)
     
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    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    Let your girlfriend keep it for you... ;)
     
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    Mouth carry, or behind ear.
     
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    What in the world do you have to fear at a nudist beach? I mean, everyone else is unarmed, and if some nut came driving down the beach in a jeep with an AK, do you really think a mini pocket pistol is going to stop him?

    BTW, there are a couple of beaches in Texas that occasionally get nudists on them. They usually appear when you're trying to relax surf fishing or building sand castles and if they are any indication of the typical nudist, be sure to wear VERY dark sunglasses so you can't see anything. We're talking either one of two categories: grossly obese whales or homosexuals. Either way, I would rather chew on a flattened jellyfish that has been basting in the sun for hours than cavort with these types.
     
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    ;2 Hey okie;i ;i ;i ;i ;i
     
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    They've got this new holster called "the pecker packer." Available any many flesh shades!
    ;F
     
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    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    That would send some people off half-c*cked Pollishman.