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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Aug 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
    Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
    the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
    She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night
    while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session she
    turned on the lights.
    She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery
    operated pleasure device... a vibrator!! Soft, wonderful and larger
    than the "real one."
    She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bum," she
    screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You
    had better explain yourself!"
    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
    "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids!"
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Hello Boys and Girls, welcome to my neighborhood. Can you say BUSTED?;P