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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This old man and woman were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
    They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
    They searched for days and couldn't find her so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
    3 weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat it read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean.
    We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her very most private part was an oyster and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000........ please advise".
    So the old man faxed back:..........Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.
     
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