Outragous telephone rates...

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  1. hosspuller

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    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

    The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.


    Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

    When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

    When she's finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

    When he's finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge and feel free to call the USA anytime.

    Putin goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

    The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA,

    the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
    :wow:
     
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  3. Ol Timer

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    Replace 41 with 42 and you've got a joke.
     
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    I don't get this ?
     
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    I think he means "Replace Bush 41 with Clinton (42)"
     
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    you are not alone
     
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    What GeorgeAtl said.
     
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