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OT: Election 2007

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by JuDGe, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. JuDGe

    JuDGe

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    While walking down the street one day a Philippine
    senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St.
    Peter at the entrance.

    "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you
    settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see
    a high official around these parts, you see, so we're
    not sure what to do with you."

    "No problem, just let me in," says the senator.

    "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher
    up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell
    and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend
    eternity."

    "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in
    heaven," says the senator.

    "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

    And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the
    elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

    The doors open and he finds himself in the middle
    of a green golf course.

    In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in
    front of it are all his friends and other politicians
    who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in
    evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand,
    and reminisce about the good times they had while
    getting rich at the expense of the people. They play
    a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster,
    caviar and champagne.

    Also present is the devil, who really is a very
    friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and
    telling jokes.

    They are all having such a good time that before
    the senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone
    gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the
    elevator rises...

    The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens
    in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now
    it's time to visit heaven."

    So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group
    of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing
    the harp and singing. (Note: heaven will be much
    better than this but for the joke's sake, we'll go
    along with this for now.) They have a good time and,
    before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and
    St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in
    hell and another in heaven. Now choose your
    eternity." The senator reflects for a minute, then he
    answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I
    mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would
    be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to
    the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.


    Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the
    middle of a barren land covered with waste and
    garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags,
    picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as
    more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to
    him and puts his arm around his shoulders. "I don't
    understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was
    here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we
    ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced
    and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland
    full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
    What happened?" The devil smiles at him and says,

    "Yesterday we were campaigning :tbo:

    ...... Today, you voted." :devildance:
     
  2. Capt.Barbel

    Capt.Barbel Humanda sila!

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    barbel ni enteng

  3. boholglock

    boholglock

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    Hahahahahahaha!
    There surely be a lot more of this stuffs come the next months in the Philippines.
    Thanks for the warning!
    Now we choose, heaven or hell, deal or no deal!
     
  4. flash1919

    flash1919 TAGA-SIPAT

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    what do you think of pepito "peter" cayetano? running under mr oliver lozano's KBL.

    wow, sino kaya bossing ni lozano?

    sana pangalan ko chiropyo "chiz" escudero, para me kukuha rin sa akin at patakbuhin pagka senador:)
     
  5. egoy

    egoy

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    lozano's diehard kbl. he even resembles the late ferdinand marcos. may sayad na nga lang tong abogadong to.