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Osama and the genie

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by THOF, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. THOF

    THOF Glockoholic

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    Jul 30, 2003
    Statesville, NC
    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama BinLaden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up.

    Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle andwith a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

    "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don'tyou know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

    The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
    Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !"

    The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

    The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

    His ***** was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.