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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    There was a church that had a very big busted organist. Her breasts

    were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played and

    they distracted the congregation considerably.




    The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something

    had to be done about them or they would have to get another organist.

    One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to put

    alum on them and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it.


    The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and

    said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath

    a thermon today.
     
  2. potshot

    potshot

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    Yep, I've been to that church.^5 ^7 ^b
     

  3. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    lol, love it ;f