John went to specialist after specialist in search of a diagnosis, and it finally emerged that he was suffering from a rare enzymatic disorder, the only treatment for which was fresh breast milk. So he advertised in the want ads for a wet nurse, and was delighted when a woman promptly responded. Explaining the situation over the phone, he negotiated a fee and made an appointment for the next day. It so happened that John had always been a boob man and had an exceptionally skilled set of lips and tongue, and that after a few minutes the woman found herself extremely aroused. Squirming, and breathing heavily, she managed to gasp, "Uhhhh...is there anything else I could offer you?" "Mmmmmm," murmured Mark, looking up and wiping his chin. "You don't happen to have any Oreos, do you?"