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Oreo Psycho-Personality Test

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies
    provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best
    describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

    1. The whole thing all at once.
    2. One bite at a time
    3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
    4. In little feverish nibbles.
    5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
    6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
    7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
    8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
    9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
    10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

    Your Personality:

    1. The whole thing - this means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to
    be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally
    irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.

    2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people
    who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination,
    but that's OK, not to worry, you're normal.

    3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.
    You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the Point of
    being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if
    you're only going to go the speed limit

    4. Feverish Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done
    quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do
    them. Mental breakdowns run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you

    5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always upbeat. You like
    to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations in to good
    ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a
    propensity towards narcotic addiction.

    6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious
    nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work,
    though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the
    evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You
    are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

    7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at
    business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest
    away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be
    ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care, you got yours.

    8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

    9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals
    and seek professional medical help- immediately.

    10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come
    from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale
    restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and
    wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima
    Donna. There's just no pleasing you.