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Oprectomy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 31, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Oprectomy



    KENMORE HOSPITAL
    61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.
    BOSTON, MA. 02115



    DATE:____________

    NAME:

    ADDRESS:



    Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for

    _______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this

    extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects

    your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your crappy

    outlook on life.

    Sincerely,


    J. Grabber, M.D.
    Kenmore Hospital