On a recent flight after leveling off the Captain made the usual announcement about the flight path, estimated arrival time, etc. Unaware that his mike button was stuck open the passengers could hear everything he said over the p.a. system. The first thing they heard was the first officer asking the captain "What are you gonna do when we get to the layover?" Next they heard his reply "I'm gonna take me a great big crap then I'm gonna take that new hire flight attendant back there with the big boobs out to dinner. I'll wine and dine her and see where things go from there." Horrified that all the passengers could hear everything the pilots were saying, the new hire flight attendant began rushing up the aisle toward the cockpit. About half-way up the aisle she tripped and fell flat on the floor. An elderly lady sitting close by casually said "What's your hurry honey? He hasn't had time to take a great big crap yet..."